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Chapter Eight Blooper
The young woman sat under the exclusive cabana, overlooking a stunning, crystal clear volcanic lake. A rainbow of colors bordered the steaming clean waters, towels and bathing suits at the ready should she need them. Expensive foods were arrayed on fine china, the finest vintage of champagne bubbled in her crystal wine glass. Her tight-fitting dress was custom made by the finest seamstresses in all of Cocimbas, the hat she wore a haute couture original.
In every way, she was the very picture of youth, beauty, and wealth. As she sipped her champagne, a duck flew in and landed atop her hat.
“Ah, what the crap?!” Setsuna screamed, tossing her hat and backing away.
“Where in the world is that duck coming from?” the Director screamed.
“I think it pooped on me!”